Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. I just put an A on the top and keep it moving., Tony squeezes the blood pressure cuff on the wall. No one else. He sits down and puts his feet up on the bed. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. "Stay away from me!" The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. quackson4life, PrussianDragon, TalinNurmi, Zana_Zira, BlueStarAtSunrise, Queen_of_Curses, Oreina, turtle_gem, Pono7412, nicoisawsome11, Alli_Attorney, pnkprincess, Snakey_kun, EverlastingPetals, rainy_days_and_blue_skies, Avalkalove, froogle_moogle, Astralactivity, BlackCatRunning, Margaret89, Daidaiiro, 0FrerardPhan0, KissMyFrogPhotography, Rainbow_Gigglemug, KnitReadRepeat, LittleSmudge, GoingToAsgard, joannofarc, Viconia, quinn_goblin, vamp0202, Weather, Xmarksthespot, kiiriminna, silmarlfan1, cy_grl, daemoninwhite, GoldenHelikaon, ShadowE, DeathjunkE, curi_o, Skelepuppy, Secret_H, athenethegoddess02, temporalgambit, amity88, AzzerThePirate, LokkaNightNyx, shadynaiad, anruiukimi, and 16 more users If they were truly honest with themselves, the Avengers were quite disappointed. To be entirely truthful, he learned more about the peoples of Middle Earth from one talk with the well-educated. Are you- Bruce hesitates, glancing at the others. Peter also knows that Dr. "You don't know. When Percy returned from his first quest, he came home to find his mom had been murdered by Gabe. Peter and I have work to do.. His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, he's sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow . Anti-? Thor tries out the unfamiliar word and gives up. Everyone files out of the office, because playtime is over. 76 guests I think we broke Steve. You forgot, didnt you? Peter looked embarrassed away. Somehow it ends with everyone laughing at the faces Clint is pulling which makes a better photo anyway.So good that Tony actually lets him post it on his Instagram. or; Peter is sickor or; Febuwhump prompt 11(fever). Natasha looks so sweet while she cares for Cap, but when she speaks, she has murderous undertones. Bruce sighs as he continues the daily ritual of watering his plastic plant. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. The last thing he could remember was the sound of his mentors repulsers flying through the air, steadily becoming closer and more audible. You lock yourself in your room to eat chips and take a two-hour nap.. Please consider turning it on! Begrudgingly Peter continued to Midtown High School, completely drenched, his socks and sneakers filled with water, splattering uncomfortably on the pavement. Laundry detergent He takes a break to turn his head and sneeze into his fist. Does anything hurt, Cap?. The rules are easy. Loki encounters a new Midgardian hazard: pollen. Okay. He sniffles and rubs his itchy eyes again. What do you know? Steve has his hands cupped over his nose and mouth and his head is down. Seven demigods enrol as students at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. The unfortunate affair with the alien invasion had been the beginning of a steep learning curve for the Avengers. Un hijo del hombre ms rico de USA y el otro hijo de un veterano. He cant stop sneezing., Steve shakes his head. Superhero-ing cant stop for the common cold. Once a week Bruce takes a two-hour break from the world. When I said everybody out, I meant you too, Tony., Tony kicks the bottom of the exam table as his legs dangle over the side. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Blow your nose, Loki.. I can only apologise and attribute my insanity to too much sugar. While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. Peter is great at keeping secrets, but terrible at telling lies. The Spider That (Accidentally) Stole Christmas. On Your Six Chapter 1: Steve: Sick, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction 2012 It started with a sneeze "Did you just sneeze? After Per Nico di Angelo had one job - shadow travel to 15 Grimmauld Place in London and reap a soul. Meditation my ass. left kudos on this work. You have a strange definition of the word excitement, Pete.. Youyou don't know. Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. The cold was definitely not good for his spider side, maybe he should of put on warmer clothes today, or taken Mays advice to bring a warmer jacket, Or: Peter rushes to school in the heavy rain and gets sick, his Irondad comes to pick him up. Nat even held a gun to his head to try to scare him, but I think fears the cure for hiccups., Steve sniffs. I think hell be fine. Your phone reminds you of that?, Bruce must have heard the multiple dings from Nats incoming messages. He sits on the chair to be eye level with Steve. Medicine to stop him sneezing. Please consider turning it on! Winter Soldier Avengers | Reader | Romance Science Fiction Soulmate Au X Reader Bucky Barnes James Buchanan Barnes. Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. Steve offers another sneeze thats muted by the toilet paper. Yay for inclusion :)On a side note, I really like having Bruce turn into the hulk because of silly reasons so I had to add 'slipped in the shower' to the list lol.I had a lot of fun with writing this one and I hoped it was fun to read as well.Tomorrow Peter goes from the doctor to the patient when he gets carsick on a road trip. Yes? He clears his throat and sniffs, earning a filthy look from Clint. You'd never hurt--". He had called him 'sweetheart'. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. I think you scared him enough to derail the Snot Town Express., Peter laughs as Clint fingerspells the last S on Express., Clint puts his hands on Peters wrists and Peter nods. Well, if you were awake, Id tell you to drink lots of fluids and keeping blowing your nose to move all the nasal discharge out. Nick Fury calls Peter Parker into his office to recruit him on a mission, but when Fury's ginger cat, Goose, walks int. Ned grimaced as they reached the gate. Banner has absolutely no bedside manner, so bringing Steve to be treated for a problem that was admittedly self-inflicted, will only end badly. 40.5K 1K 32. This naturally triggered the Hulk transformation. Fuck. He stopped sneezing. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Do antihistamines work on Asgardians and if so, do they make Loki drowsy? I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. Clint Barton & Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. He wants to ask Nat why she has an interrogation folding chair in the corner of her room, but hes not sure he wants to know the answer. He's never been on Earth long enough/at the right time of year/in the right place etc to have discovered he's horribly allergic to pollen but it turns out he is. Cuando la vida de ambos se cruzen nada ser igual. Im so bored you guys., Tony lays on his back on the exam table. Cheese. Are you saying you have hayfever?. It would only be Happy for now. Dunno, and quickly changes the subject, So, did you have a good mediation session?, Bruce yawns and reaches for his watering can. or, the acadec team drinks and plays two truths and one lie. Peter offers a, Bless you, and Steve sniffs. He wont stop sneezing. Fanfiction Duly Noted - Avengers Duly Noted - Avengers By sapphiremint, May 14, 2015 in Fanfiction sapphiremint Members 320 Gender:Female Pronoun (s):she/her Posted May 14, 2015 Title: Duly Noted Fandom: MCU/Avengers Characters: All of the Avengers really, no dialogue from Thor though. Whether its the authoritative tone or just the desperate need to clear his sinuses, Loki meekly obeys, blowing his nose long and loud, then interrupts himself with another sneeze before blowing it again and giving them all a baleful watery-eyed look. Peter looks at the normal temperature reading. There was this one time that Bruce slipped in the shower. pre-lightning thief It looks like theres an entire box worth of crumpled up tissues in there. Having learned from his earlier mistake, Vision first knocked on her door. Come help. And with that, Tony finally stopped. Doesnt anyone have a Kleenex?, Steve of course produces a handkerchief from a pocket on his belt. You can use this to blow your nose.. Youre good.. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, hes sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow then wipes his nose on his sleeve. Ease up Nat. "No, no! The two had bonded over Clints shared admission and Peter even learned sign language in case Clints hearing aids broke and he needed a translator. Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. Bruce sniffs. Youre always barbecuing., Sam shrugs. "No, no, no! He cups his hands tighter around his nose and mouth, and forcefully sneezes into them. We tried everything to make it to stop. Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. Thats the best excuse when you have to leave quickly and you dont want anyone asking follow up questions., Peter nods and continues the silent conversation. just how much I missed A small slice of fruit is placed under Peters nose. While living in Tartarus with his mother he stumbles upon Luke, retrieving the sarcophagus of Kronos. sneeze sneezefic # 5 Spider-Man's Cat Allergy by TheThrowaway835 6.4K 47 8 A short story where Spiderman is allergic to cats. Peter's regular scans had turned less 'regular' and he didn't have to take a crazy amount of pills. Dr. This wont be the last of this, Avengers. He folds the hanky and offers it out to Steve. Being scared out of your mind will usually get you to stop anything., Hawkeye snorts. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Loki's standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesn't seem to be in a very good way. Peter is trying to get a group photo with the Avengers to rub in flashes face, however Clint wont smile, choosing to mess about. Percy has been through a lot, being kidnapped, having his memory wiped, several battles, two wars. Until he woke up one day screaming. Is Cap ok?, His head is buried in Nats chest and shes rocking him like a baby. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. Tony ends up dealing with a lot more than he bargained for when he invites Peter to join him for a simple holiday dinner. Peter is sitting on Bruces rolling chair, with a blindfold on, waiting for the first object. And Im real sorry about your ears. Ill throw some tofu burgers on the grill for you if you want any Banner., Bruce puts on his lab coat and cleans off his glasses with a tissue. Percy, after finding Sally Jackson and discovering his demigod heritage, has been l. fanfiction. Peters not sure how Clint gets from the computer chair to the bed so quickly, but hes grateful that Clints second pair of hands can go over Peters to mute out all sounds completely. You need it a lot more than I do., He goes to pat Lokis forearm, then thinks better of it as he remember the mess on the gods sleeves and claps him on the shoulder instead. Sort by: Hot. Its summertime, Banner. Are you unwell, brother?. Do you want me to destroy that stethoscope, Peter? Whatever she said makes Clint twitch and sit up a little straighter in his chair. At some point someone is going to have to tell him the plant isnt real, but everyone has passed that responsibility to the next person, and now its just awkward to tell the guy that hes been watering a plastic plant for weeks, and no one bothered to tell him. I've been wanting to write a story with Clint using sign language since last year and I finally was able to add it in. Does he get any sympathy? On the press of a button it sprung off of its hooks and formed around him. Takes place 10 months after Spider-Man: Homecoming. Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. Oh, yeah. It means pollen makes him sneezy and itchy, Bruce finishes, a little sheepishly. The car, that would drive him to his early grave. No. And NO Annabeth is NOT evil EDIT: DISCONTINUED Please read the twelve chapter. Steve opens his mouth to protest the accuracy of Clints sentence, but the delayed sneeze from before shoots out of him and Steve has just enough time to shove a clump of toilet paper in front of his nose and mouth so that he doesnt accidently spray his doctor. All the soldiers (including Klaus, though his reaction is delayed) look up when the door to their bus opens. The answer we are looking for ladies and gentlemen, is broccoli. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 Hell be fine, Thor. I've got to make this happen more in fics :), (See the end of the work for more notes.). The boy joked as their weapons were trained on his figure. Ill be back Dr. Clint and I dont know what to do. Peter feels lousy and Wade makes it slightly more bearable. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. Percy has become too powerful for Zeus' liking so he tires to send Percy back into the pit. Another rapid fire sneeze escapes and he stifles this one with the toilet paper too. in a not-sober state of mind, peter exposes himself. After Aunt May suddenly dies, Peter has nowhere to go. "Who are you and how'd you get in here?" Who finds it the most hilarious thing they've ever seen? While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Banner. Ill be making barbecue sliders. So, there we were, team Avengers, fighting a giant naked Hulk. She couldn't help but whistle on the display. Peter relies on his enhanced sense of smell and confidently says, Lemon. He rattles off the next ones with barely any hesitation between them. Everything ok? When Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are introduced as Hogwarts' newest teachers and heads of Gryffindor, the wizards never could've guessed how strange they really wer dear my beloved, Um, also I dont want to use the lab bathroom because, well, Im going to be a while. Bruce also credits this ritual for helping keep the Hulk from making an appearance for a record breaking three weeks. He thinks I have diarrhea., Hawkeye smirks and signs. I think this might be a sneezing fit., Clint stands up from the bed and moves over to the rolling computer chair. Grass?, Tony laughs. Steve looks back and he looks terrible. But things went sour when he ended up three doors down, trapped with the Blac Another prophecy, another quest. Percy has lived through two wars but can he survive working as the assistant to someone whose ego matches up to Zeus? Location, my room.". Why does it smell like garlic and lavender in here?, Peter shrugs. Does anyone suggest calling a temporary truce until Loki's feeling less sneezy? The displays inside the helmet lit up and adjusted and JARVIS's voice came on crisp and clear. Peter getting injected with a mystery substance and going feral. as well as Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. So many demigods dead, so many lives lost and now, she's waltzing back to her moms life only t "Well this is awkward." !, Steves hands are still cupped around his nose and mouth, so Peter hands him a roll of toilet paper. No, Mr. Stark. Peter cant help but smile at the symbol they use for Bruce. Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. Peter fills Bruces meditation time with fun group activities like parties in the office, video game tournaments, and more. (Soulmate!AU) In a world where soulmates share wounds and scars, you are born missing your left arm. Yes, they won, but at what cost? He quickly discovered more over the next few days of travelling and, in the privacy of his head; he wryly conceded that Gandalf had been right. Can you stay awake for me?, Peter almost nodded his head down, snapping out of sleep once again. No mfine. Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. PART 1 Peter drags over a folding chair from the other side of the room. 96 guests I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. Nat holds a handful of lavender under Steves nose and Cap starts. His scars from past surgeries weren't making him queasy to look at anymore, only a reminder of what he survived. . I, um, I have to get back to the office. Feeling the need to Percy Jackson x Avengers crossover Sam, my birthday was weeks ago. He wont stop sneezing. Self-filled prompt from avengerkink which I couldn't help writing. There were a great many things which, although they seemed quite natural to the dwarves, initially mystified the little Hobbit. 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